Aminet 34/Aminet 34 (2000)(Schatztruhe)[!][Dec 1999].iso/Aminet/comm/irc/cybershiela.lha/cs/simpleminded.amirx

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/* Quote File Auto Converted to Arexx by Zonkerz */
xx=random(1,57,time('s'))
select
when xx=1 then a="Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface."
when xx=2 then a="On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not."
when xx=3 then a="If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance."
when xx=4 then a="The world's full of apathy, but I don't care."
when xx=5 then a="Perspective is in the eye of the beholder."
when xx=6 then a="Prejudiced people are all alike."
when xx=7 then a="What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?"
when xx=8 then a="Those who judge others will burn in Hell!"
when xx=9 then a="Exageration is not all it's cracked up to be."
when xx=10 then a="Evil is not all bad."
when xx=11 then a="I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity."
when xx=12 then a="Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness (or, It's hard to tell if someone is inconspicous)."
when xx=13 then a="There's no such thing as nonexistance."
when xx=14 then a="Cooperation can only be reached if we work togerther."
when xx=15 then a="As far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring loyalty into question."
when xx=16 then a="He doesn't have much of a reputation, or so I've heard."
when xx=17 then a="I disagree with unanimity."
when xx=18 then a="I have my doubts about disbelief."
when xx=19 then a="Avoid Alliteration. Always."
when xx=20 then a="Prepostions are not words to end sentences with."
when xx=21 then a="One should never generalize."
when xx=22 then a="Avoid cliches like the plague."
when xx=23 then a="Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms."
when xx=24 then a="Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake."
when xx=25 then a="Profanity sucks."
when xx=26 then a="I always try to do things in chronological order."
when xx=27 then a="A Plateau is the highest form of flattery."
when xx=28 then a="I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not."
when xx=29 then a="Exageration is a billion times worse than understatement."
when xx=30 then a="Death to all fanatics!"
when xx=31 then a="If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you (or,...then you didn't do it right!)"
when xx=32 then a="If you believe in telekenesis, raise my hands."
when xx=33 then a="An oral contract isn't worth the paper its written on. -- Sam Goldwyn"
when xx=34 then a="Don't chew [or eat] with your mouth full."
when xx=35 then a="It's Deja Vu all over again. -- Yogi Berra"
when xx=36 then a="If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure. -- Vice President Dan Quayle"
when xx=37 then a="I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!"
when xx=38 then a="I always wanted to be a procrastinator!"
when xx=39 then a="Rehab is for quitters!"
when xx=40 then a="To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion."
when xx=41 then a="If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for two weeks."
when xx=42 then a="The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are."
when xx=43 then a="Don't be redundant by repeating yourself."
when xx=44 then a="Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever?"
when xx=45 then a="Some people type so fast that forget to include"
when xx=46 then a="When all is said and done, much more is said than done -- David Cutler"
when xx=47 then a="My identity lies in not knowing who I am"
when xx=48 then a="I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life"
when xx=49 then a="I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid"
when xx=50 then a="Free advice is worth what you paid for it"
when xx=51 then a="Entropy just isn't what it used to be"
when xx=52 then a="I can't define irony; but, I know it when I see it"
when xx=53 then a="I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not sure if I believe it"
when xx=54 then a="Not only am I redundant & superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary"
when xx=55 then a="There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can't"
when xx=56 then a="'No, officer. I do not wish to give up my right to remain silent!!??'"
when xx=57 then a="Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons. -- Craig Pearlman"
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